Notes
Prep time: I only have a very vague idea of how long it took me, since I was doing a few things at the same time. The 30 minutes listed here probably isn't too far off.
I drew inspiration from https://youtu.be/giTsX-r3rWI for this recipe, adapting it to suit my tastes and what I had on hand.
Down with "quick and easy" recipe sites—long live Joyeux Gourmet!